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Clean Jokes
Laughter is the best medicine as they say. This page is not
intended to degrade anybody's religion or belief but merely for
humor and laugh purposes only.
The Preacher and the Music Director There was a church where the preacher and the minister of music were not getting along. As time went by this began to spill over into the worship service. The first week the preacher preached on commitment and how we all should dedicate ourselves to the service of God. The music director lead the song "I Shall not be Moved." The second week the preacher preached on tithing and how we all should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The director lead the song "Jesus Paid it All." The third week the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should all watch our tongues. The music director led the song "I Love to Tell the Story." With all this going on, the preacher became very disgusted over the situation and the following Sunday told the congregation that he was considering resigning. The musician lead the song "Oh Why Not Tonight?" As it came to pass, the preacher did indeed resign. The next week he informed the church that it was Jesus who led him there and it was Jesus that was taking him away. The music leader lead the song "What a Friend We Have in Jesus." A new convert to Catholicism decided to go to confession to deal with his transgression. In the confessional, he told the priest that he had sinned. "What was your sin, my son?," asked the priest. "I stole some lumber Father," replied the penitent. "How much lumber did you steal?," asked the priest. "Father, I built my German Shepherd dog a nice new doghouse." The priest replied, "Well, that's not so bad." The penitent interrupted him, "Father, I also built myself a 4-car garage." The priest then responded, "Now that's a little more serious!" The penitent again interrupted the priest, "Father, I've got to get it off my chest. I built a doghouse, a 4-car garage, and a 5-bedroom 4-bath home!" With a look of shock, the priest then responded, "Well, that is most serious. I'm afraid that you'll have to make a novena." The penitent looked perplexed and then said, "Father, I don't know what a novena is, but if you've got the blueprints, I've got the lumber." The Dog One afternoon, I was in the
backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired looking dog
wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well
fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house,
he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a
corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway
and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon
your dog comes to my house for a nap. " The next day he
arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He
lives in a home with ten children - he's trying to catch up on
his sleep." 
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